Bully Fags

Ever since we opened a gay advocacy center to resist MAGA taking our rights away, the bathroom has been covered in piss.

We've tried explaining to the landlord that it isn't us doing it, that it's these douchebag homophobes who just want to cause problems, but he doesn't care. Now he's threatening to cancel our lease if we don't clean it up ourselves. We're sending out an email to members this week asking people to sign up for cleaning shifts.

Surprisingly, the sign up sheet for cleaning up straight, homophobic piss out of the bathroom filled up almost immediately.

Some responses were sent as well.

“Hey I missed the sign up to clean the bathrooms and want to help. Can we do 2 to a shift to make it easier?”

“If anyone drops out please fill my name in! I’m REALLY eager l to help out!”

”We may need to totally close the bathroom for several hours to really make sure we clean it completely. This is so disgusting!”

The leader of center kept checking to see if he needed to get more cleaning supplies but they seemed almost untouched.

“Hey folks,

I’ve noticed that the cleaning supplies in the closet are seemingly unused. I have no complaints about the cleanliness of the bathrooms though. You all are doing a great job! Are you all bringing your own cleaning supplies. Please note we have a budget for supplies like this and I would hate if you spent your own resources in getting these supplies. Please use them!”

He got some responses:

”We felt it was a waste to use our cleaning supplies on these homophobes.”

”Don’t worry about us! We don’t mind!”

Wow, their dedication was appreciated! Well, he guess he wouldn’t argue. So the cleaning continued. But so did the pissing. So he felt he had to do something.

The leader installed cameras right outside of the bathroom. And then he was pretty sure he caught at least a couple of them! His members reported a bathroom full of piss (which they diligently cleaned!) right after these guys went. Ugh of course. They looked like the typical jock, frat, douchebags who always bullied him in high school. Of course!

The leader posted pictures on their private social media wall. “ATTENTION! I believe we have found the culprits. Please do not share until we are absolutely sure. But here are the pictures of the two suspects.”

It didn’t take long for comments from the members to start pouring in.

“Wow, good job. Who are these guys?”

”Ugh! Those assholes! This is so disgusting! If anyone has any information about them please send it to me so I can investigate!”

”I’ll be spending most of the night doing research on them to see if I can find their social media! We’ll see what I can find!”

Wow, he was impressed by how much passion these guys had. I guess they all were responding to feeling like they were being bullied again. It warmed his heart to know that these guys would certainly be caught.

However, the leader was dismayed to see that after a week they had found nothing.

”Sorry, I’ve been searching constantly for these guys and can’t find a single thing!”

”Nope, no luck. Hey do you have more images of them entering the bathroom to unload their piss and humiliate us? I want as many images as I can get! Otherwise, how else will I find them?”

Something weird was happening too - it seemed like they were coming more frequently. Even sometimes they went in right before one of the gays from the center would come to clean up - and even a couple of times while they were cleaning. The guys were coming in multiple times a day.

”Did you not notice those guys coming in?”

”No! Wow, that’s shocking. As for why I was wet when I left the bathroom, I accidentally fell into the toilet. Yep, it was totally gross! That’s ok though, I’m still up for cleaning them every day this week.”

Finally, when he was totally exasperated, the leader of the center got an anonymous text. “Hey fag! We hear you’ve been looking for us. Meet up in the bathroom tomorrow at 12pm.“ Accompanied was a devil emoji. What the hell? Well, now was the time to catch these guys… and how dare they call him a fag? He was so offended - and then he received another text. This time it was just an image of 4 cocks. 4 straight cocks. 4 straight homophobic cocks. 4 straight homophobic piss spilling cocks.

Well, the least he could do was hear these gentlemen out.

Then the guys sent a text to all the fags they had seen at the advocacy center. “Meet us in the bathroom at 12:15pm faggot”.

The fags began to enter into the center. Two were surprised to see each other and awkwardly said hello before heading to the bathroom. Then they saw 3 more fags outside of it.

All the fags stood around awkwardly, waiting for the door to open. Finally it did, a smiling straight homophobe greeted them and let them in.

The fags opened the bathroom to see the leader of the gay advocacy center getting 4 piss streams straight to the face. The streams were strong, and the fags stood their drooling at the tasty piss. The fag had his mouth open with the men alternating between his face, mouth, and body.

Eventually piss now directed at the top of his head, rolling down his body, the leader saw the fags in the bathroom now but didn’t even care. He was too high on straight, homophobic piss to feel any amount of shame.

”Hey fellow fags,” he said addressing the jealous fags in the entry of the bathroom. “I met the guys who have been pissing in here and we had a really good talk.” Piss was directed at his eyes, causing them to string but he didn’t care, he just got some out of his eyes with his hands. “They made some really good points. So, effective immediately, the advocacy center is closed. Kind of a stupid idea wasn’t it?” The fags couldn’t disagree. They watched as the fag closed his eyes and swallowed now three of the streams going into his mouth at once, gulping down the piss at a very quick rate.

Eventually the piss streams died down. All the men went up to the fag and shook the last drops of piss in the fag’s smiling face. The fag was absolutely drenched in piss and kneeling in a large puddle of it.

”Fags, we’ll be out tonight celebrating… lots of beer piss opportunities so keep your phones and Cashapp ready.” The fags all nodded their heads in excitement at the prospect.

”But no one help this fag with all this piss. This is all for him. He’s going to swallow it all, isn’t that right, fag?”

The fag, still drunk from piss, nodded his head dreamily and said “Yes sir!”

“Now get the fuck out fags and never come back,” said the authoritative straight man. All the fags scurried out, but as they left the unmistakable sound of a pathetic faggot slurping piss off the bathroom tiles could be heard down the hall.